Baby, it’s cold outside!

Evie: Westley, running in from outside. “I’m FREEZIN’! COZY UP! COZY UP!”

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At least he’s honest!

From Evie:

Me while tucking Westley in for naps: "Okay baby let's say our affirmations... I am brave..."

W: "I am brave!"

"I am strong..."

W: "I am strong!"

"I am kind..."

W: "I like to hit..."

"No. I am kind..."

W: "I like to hit.....Teddy!"

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At the Park in the Rain

Teddy, crying hard after a particularly startling trip down a slick metal slide into a giant wet puddle (at the Mountain City park full of old-school “dangerous” play equipment):

Mimsy: “Teddy, are you hurt, or are you sad that you got wet?”

Teddy, wailing dramatically: “I’m sad that I got hurt!”

Then, a moment later, “May I have a popsicle to make me feel better?”

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Turtling

T: “Can we go get another helicopter at the turtling?”

E: “Probably you got it at a yard sale or something…”

T: “No, we got it with Nanny turtling!”

E: “Turtling? What’s turtling?”

Mimsy: “‘Tootling’! He means ‘tootling’ with Nanny!”

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Going Bananas

T: “Westley, would you like a peanut butter banana or a plain banana?”

W: “I want a just plain banana. I want to cut it by my own self.”

T: “By your own self?”

W: “Yes. By my own huge self.”

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Hiking at First Landing

Teddy: “I can’t wait to show Papa the ‘Handsome Gretl’ trail!”

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“Mama, what is this on my finger?”

Westley, to Molly: “My Mama says this is a booger!”

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There’s Kids Playin’ Outside!

From Evie: 

Teddy was outside playing with the neighbor kids for a few minutes before Westley realized… and I heard him saying, “Look! There’s kids playin outside! …..IS THAT MY TEDDY?!?! I NEED TO GO GET MY SHOES!!!”

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Old MacDonald

Westley:  “Old Macdonald had a farm, EIEIO, and on dat farm he had a basketball hoop, EIEIO! With a boink boink boink boink boink…..”

Sad to Evie, posted by Mimsy

A Trip to the Zoo

Westley, gleefully: “We’re going to see ladybugs! And lizards! And a fly!”

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Well, it’s kinda ‘boys’!

Evie: Westley this morning when I told him to go get dressed: “Bye, boys. I be right back.”

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“Sweetie!”

Westley:  "TEDDY!!! We goin' to da park, sweetie!! Get your pants on and finish your food!"

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Time for a Walk!

Westley, to Evie: “Mama and Nor. Imma put my guitar in my backpack an’ see if Mimsy’s outside.”

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That’s reasonable!

Evie: Ronald just put teddy down for his nap and told me teddy said “would you snuggle me for six hours?”

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Your Boys Are Here!

Westley (to his parents): “G’mornin’, my loves! Your boys are here!!!”

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Hotdogs! Yum!

Evie: I just made the boys penne pasta with red sauce and Italian sausage with a little side salad and teddy sits down at the table and says “Hotdogs! Yum!” 🤦🏼‍♀️💀

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Appetizer Plates Are Tricky!

Evie: Teddy said, “I’m learning how to eat and stand up! Just like when everyone was here and I was wearin’ ‘Sunday Funday’!” He’s literally talking about when everyone was here during football season with appetizer plates.

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“HEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!“

Evie: Ronald just put the boys to bed (like 2 mins ago) and I heard Westley screaming "HEEEEELLLLLPPP!!!! HEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!" And Ronald comes rushing back "What's wrong?!" And Westley goes "Teddy woke me up."

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Ladybugs

"So, wait, are ladybugs red with black spots or black with red spots?!" Elanore to Mom

Yuck!

"You have morning breath... and it's afternoon!"
Philip to Mom

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Moms

"Mom, we need to go!"

"I'm the only one already in the car, Elanore! Why are you saying this to me?"

"Because you can make something happen. You're a mom!"

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Hypocrisy

"Elanore, what that's called is hypo-crotic-ness..."

Olivia

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Olivia, discussing her feelings about morning breath:
"And your breath tastes like llama..."

When questioned a bit, she expounded:
"You know, how a petting zoo tastes..."

"Well, people sometimes say something tastes like poop, too, when they haven't really eaten poop..."

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"May we go to Pier 1?  I love that store!  It's really awesome, and it's not too big.  You can just stand up and  look over the pillows and see your mom..." - Elanore
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"Was that a whole table of illegal aliens?" - Olivia, of the kitchen staff at the Mexican restaurant, all eating together in their white t-shirts before the dinner rush...

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