Ladybugs

"So, wait, are ladybugs red with black spots or black with red spots?!" Elanore to Mom

Yuck!

"You have morning breath... and it's afternoon!"
Philip to Mom

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Moms

"Mom, we need to go!"

"I'm the only one already in the car, Elanore! Why are you saying this to me?"

"Because you can make something happen. You're a mom!"

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Hypocrisy

"Elanore, what that's called is hypo-crotic-ness..."

Olivia

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Olivia, discussing her feelings about morning breath:
"And your breath tastes like llama..."

When questioned a bit, she expounded:
"You know, how a petting zoo tastes..."

"Well, people sometimes say something tastes like poop, too, when they haven't really eaten poop..."

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"May we go to Pier 1?  I love that store!  It's really awesome, and it's not too big.  You can just stand up and  look over the pillows and see your mom..." - Elanore
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"Was that a whole table of illegal aliens?" - Olivia, of the kitchen staff at the Mexican restaurant, all eating together in their white t-shirts before the dinner rush...

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Publish Post

Scary trip to the outhouse...

Evie, after viewing Elanore's drawing: "Does anyone else find this disturbing?!"

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Eric, to Philip: "Hey, that's pretty cool. I've never gotten a blurb before."

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Ahhh, summer reading...

Olivia, to Elizabeth: "Do you have any good book suggestions? I am so desperate I just read a Tinker Bell book of Elanore's..."

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Getting Ready for Church

Elanore: "Dad, we don't have time for Axe!"

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Olivia to Mom: "Hey, I got your foot bath ready! It's by the potty just in case you need to poop."

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Mornings When Dad is Home.....

Olivia ~ "Hey, where did my Grape-Nuts go?!?"

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Natural Deodorant Brands

Olivia: "Hey, Evie, Tom is not working for me; I think I'll try Jason."

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Mom ~ "The pack is peeing!!!!!"

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Olivia ~ "I think I'm gonna have the reception before the wedding."

Posted by Evie

While reading William and Mary's Virtual Yearbook -----

"Whoa! I can turn a page!"
~Olivia

Posted by Philip

Olivia: (on Mom's blog, pointing to the "Report Abuse" button)

"Oh, My Gosh, that's tempting!!!! 'There's a picture of me on this woman's blog!!!!!'"

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Elanore: "How do you do spell my middle name?"

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Me: "Greg, what are you eating?"

Greg: "Tots."

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Olivia ~ "Evie, guess what I'm thinking about?"

Me ~ "What?"

Olivia ~ "Did Adam have a belly button?"

Posted by Evie

Elanore: "Mom, I think I know where Philip gets his loudness from."

Mom: "Oh yeah? Where?"

Elanore: "Dad."

Posted by Evie

Oh, Mom.

I found Mom on the elliptical just now. She had just had a long bath.

Me: "Mom!!! What are you doing?!?!? I thought you just had a bath!!!!"

Mom: "I'm making my legs sore."

Posted by Evie

Uuu!! Your name, the way it looks with a capital "E," reminds me of that mole you had on your neck. ~ Olivia

Posted by Evie (I guess I should say evie for this one. ;)

Me: "Hey, Olivia, What part of a nucleotide is responsible for the way DNA is stored?"

Olivia: "Umm...... The middle."

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