Me: "Hello, Sitterdings!"
Aunt Kim: "Hello, Olivia!!!!"
Me: (in a happy voice) "This is Evie!!!"

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Dad tried mom's drink, then:
"Blech!!! Ahhhh!!! Ick!!! That is way too sweet!!!

Mom~ "I put a teeny minuscule cocaine-sized scoop of stevia, and it was too much."

Posted by Evie

*small gasp!!!!!*
"It's my birthday this weekend!!! Ooooooo!!!"
~Mom

Posted by Evie

Things we shouldn't have to learn...

Mom ~ "'And what does BR stand for?'

'Bromine, and who the hell cares?!?!?'"

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"Mom, you have the poofiest hair on the page!" - Evie, upon seeing my "virtual yearbook photo" in the top row of page 26 of the William & Mary Colonial Times 1989 yearbook.

"Gosh, Dad has the poofiest man-hair on the page, too!" (He is in the top row of page 48.)

Well, it WAS the 80's! ;)

Again, it was pps. 26 & 48. Check it out at http://alumni.wm.edu/1989/yearbook/files/Default.html

And it was pps. 28 & 40 in the Green & Gold book for entering freshmen. See those pictures, from 1985, here: http://alumni.wm.edu/1989/green_gold/files/Default.html

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"I don't think he made it up, but I think he wrote it." - Dad

This was the response to, "Did Frank Sinatra make up this song?"

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"Philip, don't put words in my mouth, or thoughts in my head!" - Evie

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"Mom, Winston just stole my clementine." - Olivia

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"My hands are colder than I thought anything ever could be." - Elanore, after the morning run with the dogs

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Olivia: "Evie is naughtier than Winston, because Winston doesn't know what he isn't supposed to do."

Posted by Laurie

"Diiest, I didn't know they made man leggings." - Elanore

(Dad was wearing running pants before his run.)

Posted by Evie

"I was lying in bed thinking about all the presents I was giving people, and then I remembered that I'm getting some, too." - Olivia Grace, on Christmas morning

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(As the phone was ringing, on our second day of vigilant keep-your-eyes-on-him-every-single-minute watching of the new dog, Winston, who occasionally still tries to pee in the house.)

"Aaaaaaaaa... The outside world...

Now I know how new Moms feel!" - Evie

Posted by Laurie

Olivia: "When you give a sermon, just make sure your fly is zipped."
(This was in response to my declaration that I was going to be an intense pastor.)

Posted by Philip

Oh, I gotta pee!!!! ~ Mom

Posted by Evie

Elanore: "I'm getting hot... can we turn off the TV?"

(This while we were all watching the "Cozy Cracklin' Firplace" DVD last night. The gas logs were on, and they were the real source of the heat.)

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Iivo, preparing for the costume party: "I'm coming as a big stinker!"

Elanore: "But, Diiest, you don't need to get dressed up for that!"

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"I don't take orders from little people."

(Olivia, to Elanore, who had requested that she play a particular favorite on the piano.)

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Elanore: "Philip smells like earwax."
(as he read her a bedtime story)

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Olivia, to Elanore: "Lips? Lips?! Who doesn't know how to spell 'lips'?"

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Olivia, of Little: "Aww! Her little 'doganality'!"

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"Yay! I want a Freeze Squeeze! What's a Freeze Squeeze?"

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Olivia: "Louis? Louis?! Who would name their kid Louis fourteen times?!"

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Olivia: "I don't think men are funny."

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"What's my name? I'm prettier than you."
- Elanore to Olivia, on taking the Austen Heroine quiz

The Austen Heroine quiz is something that Mom and Evie showed to the rest of our family this morning. The quote above is something that Elanore said when she turned out to be Marianne Dashwood, and Olivia turned out to be Elinor Dashwood.

Posted by Philip