Hypocrisy

"Elanore, what that's called is hypo-crotic-ness..."

Olivia

Posted by Dad

Olivia, discussing her feelings about morning breath:
"And your breath tastes like llama..."

When questioned a bit, she expounded:
"You know, how a petting zoo tastes..."

"Well, people sometimes say something tastes like poop, too, when they haven't really eaten poop..."

Posted by Mom