Hypocrisy

"Elanore, what that's called is hypo-crotic-ness..."

Olivia

Posted by Dad

Olivia, discussing her feelings about morning breath:
"And your breath tastes like llama..."

When questioned a bit, she expounded:
"You know, how a petting zoo tastes..."

"Well, people sometimes say something tastes like poop, too, when they haven't really eaten poop..."

Posted by Mom

"May we go to Pier 1?  I love that store!  It's really awesome, and it's not too big.  You can just stand up and  look over the pillows and see your mom..." - Elanore
Posted by Mom

"Was that a whole table of illegal aliens?" - Olivia, of the kitchen staff at the Mexican restaurant, all eating together in their white t-shirts before the dinner rush...

Posted by Mom

Publish Post

Scary trip to the outhouse...

Evie, after viewing Elanore's drawing: "Does anyone else find this disturbing?!"

Posted by Mom

Eric, to Philip: "Hey, that's pretty cool. I've never gotten a blurb before."

Posted by Mom

Ahhh, summer reading...

Olivia, to Elizabeth: "Do you have any good book suggestions? I am so desperate I just read a Tinker Bell book of Elanore's..."

Posted by Mom

Getting Ready for Church

Elanore: "Dad, we don't have time for Axe!"

Posted by Mom

Olivia to Mom: "Hey, I got your foot bath ready! It's by the potty just in case you need to poop."

Posted by Evie

Mornings When Dad is Home.....

Olivia ~ "Hey, where did my Grape-Nuts go?!?"

Posted by Evie

Natural Deodorant Brands

Olivia: "Hey, Evie, Tom is not working for me; I think I'll try Jason."

Posted by Evie

Mom ~ "The pack is peeing!!!!!"

Posted by Evie

Olivia ~ "I think I'm gonna have the reception before the wedding."

Posted by Evie

While reading William and Mary's Virtual Yearbook -----

"Whoa! I can turn a page!"
~Olivia

Posted by Philip

Olivia: (on Mom's blog, pointing to the "Report Abuse" button)

"Oh, My Gosh, that's tempting!!!! 'There's a picture of me on this woman's blog!!!!!'"

Posted by Evie

Elanore: "How do you do spell my middle name?"

Posted by Evie

Me: "Greg, what are you eating?"

Greg: "Tots."

Posted by Evie

Olivia ~ "Evie, guess what I'm thinking about?"

Me ~ "What?"

Olivia ~ "Did Adam have a belly button?"

Posted by Evie

Elanore: "Mom, I think I know where Philip gets his loudness from."

Mom: "Oh yeah? Where?"

Elanore: "Dad."

Posted by Evie

Oh, Mom.

I found Mom on the elliptical just now. She had just had a long bath.

Me: "Mom!!! What are you doing?!?!? I thought you just had a bath!!!!"

Mom: "I'm making my legs sore."

Posted by Evie

Uuu!! Your name, the way it looks with a capital "E," reminds me of that mole you had on your neck. ~ Olivia

Posted by Evie (I guess I should say evie for this one. ;)

Me: "Hey, Olivia, What part of a nucleotide is responsible for the way DNA is stored?"

Olivia: "Umm...... The middle."

Posted by Evie

"Uggg!!! That bleached white flour burned me!!!!" ~ Greg Mills

Posted by Evie

Me: "Hello, Sitterdings!"
Aunt Kim: "Hello, Olivia!!!!"
Me: (in a happy voice) "This is Evie!!!"

Posted by Evie

Dad tried mom's drink, then:
"Blech!!! Ahhhh!!! Ick!!! That is way too sweet!!!

Mom~ "I put a teeny minuscule cocaine-sized scoop of stevia, and it was too much."

Posted by Evie

*small gasp!!!!!*
"It's my birthday this weekend!!! Ooooooo!!!"
~Mom

Posted by Evie

Things we shouldn't have to learn...

Mom ~ "'And what does BR stand for?'

'Bromine, and who the hell cares?!?!?'"

Posted by Evie

"Mom, you have the poofiest hair on the page!" - Evie, upon seeing my "virtual yearbook photo" in the top row of page 26 of the William & Mary Colonial Times 1989 yearbook.

"Gosh, Dad has the poofiest man-hair on the page, too!" (He is in the top row of page 48.)

Well, it WAS the 80's! ;)

Again, it was pps. 26 & 48. Check it out at http://alumni.wm.edu/1989/yearbook/files/Default.html

And it was pps. 28 & 40 in the Green & Gold book for entering freshmen. See those pictures, from 1985, here: http://alumni.wm.edu/1989/green_gold/files/Default.html

Posted by Mom

"I don't think he made it up, but I think he wrote it." - Dad

This was the response to, "Did Frank Sinatra make up this song?"

Posted by Philip